Friday, March 28, 2008

Quote Time!

I love quotes. They're so...quotable. OK, OK, but I thought I'd do a postful of quotes, since I like 'em. This is by no means a list of my favorite quotes; don't even know where I'd start on something like that. But just a few that I like, or that I just remembered, or whatever.

Take the chance, in the comment section, to post any quotes that you like!

"Time to shred some powder!" - Granny Puckett, Hoodwinked!

"This is not a peace. This is an armistice for twenty years." - Marshal Ferdinand Foch of France, commenting on the Treaty of Versailles, which ended World War I in 1919

"Um, sir? How did we get out, and why is it dark?"
"STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, PRIVATE!" - Private and Sir, Sir

"You'll never find peace of mind in your former self
You'll never find peace of mind in a sea of wealth
You'll never find peace of mind in your rock 'n roll
You'll never find peace of mind if you sell your soul

You'll never find peace of mind in your lucky charms
You'll never find peace of mind on a hippie farm
You'll never find peace of mind in a one-night stand
You'll never find peace of mind in your Superman"
- dc Talk, "Like It, Love It, Need It"

"Btw, this post didn't have any point to it. I just wanted to say something." - Sir Tony the Clever

"Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This we day we fight! By all that you hold dear, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"I am the evil sorcerer. They call me Bubba." - T-Rev

"You can't go on writing epics all your life; but until you can do something else, you simply must write epics." - Christopher Wiseman

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein

"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally." - Napoleon Dynamite

"All my life flashed before my eyes! ...It was really boring." - Babs, Chicken Run

"You can't wait till you've arrived to start going somewhere." - Lady Lana the Adorable

"There was just...something about His eyes." - Tobias (Daniel's character in this year's The Glory of Easter)

"God. He's...wow." - Thomas Hunter, Black

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can do anything for four miles. ~Sharon Randall

Anonymous said...

I almost forgot my latest favorite quote:
Hello, dandelion.

Pyrolord said...

If I ever was to marry anyone, it would've been her. It would've been her. ~Samwise Gamgee

Anonymous said...

"A weed is but an unloved flower" ~ Arlo and Janis

Unknown said...

I didn't lose. I just... didn't win a whole lot. -Kimmy (off Rugrats)

Unknown said...

"An island of hope in a sea of sameness"- uh, I heard it on some movie, not even sure if it's right...

Luke Hobbs said...

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really...except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." - Captain Jack Sparrow

Anonymous said...

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone sees it, but only you feel the warmth.

Anonymous said...

wow cool idea... I'm trying to think of a profound quote but I can't...

David A. Andelman said...

"This is not a peace. This is an armistice for twenty years." - Marshal Ferdinand Foch of France, commenting on the Treaty of Versailles, which ended World War I in 1919..."

HE WAS RIGHT ! Do have a look at my compelling new book, "A Shattered Peace: Versailles 1919 and the Price We Pay Today" [www.ashatteredpeace.com] just published by Wiley and available from Amazon and most bookstores!
Best,
David A. Andelman
david@ashatteredpeace.com
p.s. it would make a great book to take along on the honeymoon! a compelling read. just did a tour in the world's most romantic city -- Paris, and set it on fire !!

Anonymous said...

"I must know who you are." "Get used to disappointment." "Okay."
~Princess Bride

Anonymous said...

"It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes, you didn't want to know the end, because how could it be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened?...But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when it does, the sun will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But, I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. Cause they were holding on to something...There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for."
~The Two Towers (movie)

Anonymous said...

"...and you are a lady beautiful, I deem, beyond even the words of the Elven-tongue to tell. And I love you. Once I pitied your sorrow, but now, were your sorrowless, without fear or any lack, were you the blissful Queen of Gondor, still would I love you."
~The Return of the King, by JRR Tolkien

Anonymous said...

"'I wish it need not have happened in my time,' said Frodo.
'So do I,' said Gandalf, 'and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us...'"
-The Fellowship of the Ring by JRR Tolkien

Anonymous said...

"But Malachi! There will be guards!" [Malachi gesturing wildly] "We'll ambush them! We'll hide behind the rocks..."
-The Glory of Easter 2008

Anonymous said...

"What's my way?"
"Hide behind the rock, and when the man in black's head comes into view...hit with the rock!"
~The Princess Bride

Anonymous said...

I live in a world of people pretending to be something they're not.
-A Cinderella Story

Anonymous said...

Three rings for the Elven-kings,
Under the sky,
Seven rings for the Dwarf-lords,
In their halls of stone,
Nine rings for mortal men,
Doomed to die,
And one ring for the dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all.
One ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness, bind them!
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
- The Lord of the Rings

Anonymous said...

"Now's a chance to show your quality," says Sam…
"So it seems," said Faramir, slowly and very softly, with a strange smile... "So that is the answer to all the riddles! The One Ring that was thought to have perished by the world. And Boromir tried to take it by force? And you escaped? And ran all the way – to me! And here in the wild I have you: two Halflings, and a host of men at my call, and the Ring of Rings. A pretty stroke of fortune! A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality! Ha!" He stood up, very tall and stern, his grey eyes glinting…...'Not if I found it on the highway would I take it,' I said. Even if I were such a man as to desire this thing, and even though I knew not clearly what this thing was when I spoke, still I should take these words as a vow, and be held by them. But I am not such a man. Or I am wise enough to know that there are some perils from which a man must flee."
-Faramir, Captain of Gondor

Anonymous said...

"You're the only girl I've ever loved, and I'd do anything, not to give you up. If I could only stop the world, when you're standing by my side, see I'm having the time of my life, yes, I'm having the time of my life..."
~Time of My Life, by Mark Schultz

Anonymous said...

he smiled and said boy you're havin' too much fun.~ From "too much fun"

Somebody above was having WAAAAY too much fun... :P

Anonymous said...

One shoe can change your life. -Cinderella

Anonymous said...

"Why me?"
"Because you saw me when I was invisible."
-Michael and Mia, "Princess Diaries"

Anonymous said...

"There's no one else I'd rather be here with."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
Josh Bryant and Mia Thermopalis, "Princess Diaries"

Anonymous said...

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the knowledge that something else is more important than fear. The brave do not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
-Mia's dad, "Princess Diaries"

Anonymous said...

God of life, of all the earth, hear my prayer, hear my call, take this life, oh take it all, let it burn, oh let it show...
-Mark Schultz

Anonymous said...

Here is my past, my present, my future.
-One Night With the King

Anonymous said...

Everyone likes pudding.
-T-Rev

Anonymous said...

The definition of cathedral is: let bones be bones. We must harnass the future.
-T-Rev

Anonymous said...

The definition of cathedral is: let bones be bones. We must harnass the future.
-T-Rev

Anonymous said...

I see you standing here, but you're so far away, starving for your attention, you don't even know my name, you're going through so much, don't you know that I could be the one to hold you, Every single day, I find it hard to say, I could be yours to hold.
-Yours to Hold, Skillet

Anonymous said...

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
-The Princess Bride

Anonymous said...

"Do you ever feel like sometimes, YOUR LIFE IS GOING UP IN FLAMES?"
"Well, no."
"Me neither."
-Hunted

Anonymous said...

If any young men come for Mary or Kitty, by all means, send them in! For I am quite at my leisure.
-Pride and Prejudice

Anonymous said...

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
Those frenchies seek him everywhere!
Is he in Heaven?
Is he in hell?
That ---- elusive Pimpernel!
-The Scarlet Pimpernel

Anonymous said...

There's a wall that has been standing, since the day that Adam fell, sin is where it started, sin is why it held, speaking as a prisoner, who was there and lived to tell, I remember how it felt, I could hear the sound of freedom, like a distant voice who called, begging me to follow, where I had never gone, and although my heart was willing, I just stood there at the wall, praying somehow it would fall, but in a cross I found a doorway, and a hand that held a key, then the chains fell at my feet, for the first time I was free, This is how it feels to be free! This is what it means to know that I am forgiven!
-This is How it Feels to Be Free

Anonymous said...

If you don't tell me, I'll set you on fire in your bed!
-Tara

Anonymous said...

Time, moves slowly while you're gone, I haven't heard your voice in quite some time, But I still see your face, I cannot erase the things you've done, And all the ways you've kept me hanging on, Now you're gone, I've moved on, and I don't feel so sorry, Can't you see, I'm bleeding, But I won't bleed anymore, I've held on for so long now, But I had to let you go...at the end of our broken road.
~Broken Road by 12 Stones

Anonymous said...

Life doesn't make much sense. But, neither do you.
-Unknown

Anonymous said...

"Prayer is the battle; it is a matter of indifference where you are.
Whichever way God engineers circumstances, the duty is to pray. Never
allow the thought - "I am of no use where I am;" because you certainly can
be of no use where you are not."
My Utmost for His Highest by Oswald Chambers

Anonymous said...

"Abhor what is evil; hold fast to what is good.
Love one another with brotherly affection. Outdo one another in showing honor.
Do not be slothful in zeal, be fervent in spirit, serve the Lord.
Rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, be constant in prayer."
~ From Romans 12

Anonymous said...

"Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
~Yoda

Anonymous said...

"No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
~ Jack Sparrow

Anonymous said...

"My command is you wish"
~YURI

Anonymous said...

OOOO! Here's a source nobocy's dug from yet!

"Man, if I got a nickel for every e-mail, I'd throw em at the people in the food court. Ya know from that railing... like up above."

~ Strongbad

Anonymous said...

The scroll, the scroll. The buttons, the buttons. Scrollin' so smooth like the butter on the muffins.
~Stongbad

Luke Hobbs said...

"Oh, I am sorry, Frodo. . . . I was delayed." - Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

Anonymous said...

Okay, since Luke posted again, I'll admit that 25 of the anonymous comments were me...

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